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Date Posted: 19:11:49 07/28/01 Sat
Author: Jason Briggs
Subject: TV, and soon to be IC!

[Briggs is shown walking around in his locker room, preparing to cut a promo, the door opens and Markus Helms enters with the TV title.]

Markus:
Take this. Those two don't deserve to fight you. Sure you could of killed them but naw let's wait. I mean Paranoid is on is way out and L-Factor well let's say he ain't on my dad's favorite list of wrestlers. So take this as my gift. I see great things in your future.

[Markus hands the title to a shocked Briggs, and leaves the locker room.]

Briggs:
What the fuck? This feels cheap . . .

But oh fucking well! Vitamin D-Factor is gonna be pissed, but yet I care not. You know why? Because I am the TV champion, and rightfully so, I worked hard for this shit . . .well not really, but still, somebody likes my work habits.

[The scene fades out of Briggs is locker room, and next we see him walking towards a limo, but is stoped.]

Janitor Bob:
Hi Mr. Briggs, and congrats on that TV title, now I ain't lyin' when I say you are going to be one of the best.

Briggs:
Thanks Bob, your support means alot to me, here's ten bucks, go buy yourself some paddlin' paddlepops.

[Briggs hands him the bill.]

Bob:
Geez, your a good man, no matter what that Embalmer says . . .

Briggs:
Yes, Embalmer, well he'll get his when I take that IC title that was GIVEN to him . . .

Bob:
That TV title was given to you.

Briggs:
Oh yea . . .well anyway, I'll settle his hash.

[Briggs continues to walk to his awaiting limo, has the camera man follows.]

Briggs:
Wow Markus even went out and got me a limo. I hope he isn't gay and is trying to come on to me. But this limo is better than riding in that damned Pento.

[Briggs enters the limo.]

Briggs:
I haven't been in one match yet and I'm already the TV title holder, and my first match in the ring is now going to be for the IC title, against The Undertaker . . .oh shit, I mean "The Embalmer"

[Briggs caughts, but says "rip off" in the middle of it. Briggs notices a hitchhiker and tells the driver to pick him up.]

Hitchhiker:
Jason! well holy shit I heard you were doing good in this fed, but a limo? Whats the deal?

Briggs:
Stewy! Well hell, your still hitchhikin' event to event?

Stewart:
Cheapest way to travel!

[Stewart enters the limo and it continues to drive.]

Briggs:
For those of you who live under a rock, this here is MWA's Stewart, how ya doin'?

Stewart:
Jobbin' with the best of 'em.

Briggs:
That sounds an awful lot like a man I'm facing next Saturday, his name is Embalmer.

Stewart:
Wow, where does he live? We can go trash his house.

Briggs:
I'm sorry Stewy, but Embalmer is from the mysterious "Dark Side".

Stewart:
So he's old school Undertaker . . .

Briggs:
No he's the Embalmer!

Stewart:
Ohhhhhh, he's darker than Undertaker.

Briggs:
No, I think he's white. But it's soon to be yella' cause he's going to be fearing me, cause come Saturday, I'll beat him in two falls, and the third won't be need because I am the unbelievable, and the down right unbeatable Jason fucking Briggs.

Stewart:
It's a two outta three fall match?

Briggs:
Yea, that is correct.

Stewart:
Then you'll beat him in the third fall, it's a proven fact that all two out of three fall matches end on the third fall.

Briggs:
But I'm Jason fucking Briggs.

Stewart:
I'm sure you are, but they'll screw ya.

[The camera zooms into Briggs face.]

Briggs:
Ya, your probably right, but in any case, Saturday I will be the next IC champion, and there isn't a damn thing Embalmer can do about it, because I am unbelievable . . .

And you can Believe THAT!

Stewart[In the Background.]:
Tell 'em brotha'!

[Scene fades to black.]

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