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Date Posted: 09:45:15 07/29/01 Sun
Author: The Embalmer
Subject: Briggs

**Luke King and his trusty cameraman Tito are watching Jason Briggs' latest interview on the television in their new private office (the broom closet). King is happy because he's finally getting somewhere in this fed, even if it's a small upgrade to his office. King is also thinking a lot about The Embalmer, and what happened on Shockwave with Coal leaving him the IC Belt without even a fight...**

King: "You know, Tito... I wonder how Embalmer's feeling right now. He's the new IC champ, and now he's facing this new guy here... I say we go ask him!"

Tito: "Yes!"

**They walk straight to The Embalmer's dressing room, open the door, and find the dark one himself watching the same Briggs interview as they were watching**

King: "Embalmer, may I interview you?"

**The Embalmer stands up and walks towards them**

The Embalmer: "Of course."

King: "Good. Tito, start rolling."

**Tito starts rolling**

King: "Hello, Embalmer. Now as we all know, Coal handed you the I.C. Belt on Shockwave and just left the fed. What are your thoughts on that?"

The Embalmer: "First, I want to say that Coal was one of the best in this fed. I respected him, and he had the gold to prove that he deserved respect. However, I was looking forward to one hell of a match against him. Sadly, it was not to be. Coal made his choice, and I respect his decision. It just happened that it worked out for me in the end."

King: "Yes, we were all shocked when Coal left, but now you have another problem on your hands already. And it's in the form of the rookie Jason Briggs."

The Embalmer: "Jason Briggs. How he can already be the TV champ, #1 contender for the IC belt, and not even be in 1 match yet... I can not even understand it. Unless he is family with the prez, or doing him sexual favours, I do not see how a punk like him can already be challenging me for my IC belt without ANY experience in this fed. But enough about that. The card is set, and I will enjoy being a double champ once I am done with him."

King: "Do you have anything to say to him?"

The Embalmer: "Briggs, the only thing you have earned in this fed is a beat down. Who the hell do you think you are, anyway? I am a 2-time Xtreme Champ, and current IC Champ. And after I am done with you, I am going after the World Title and do exactly what I said I would do: dominate this fed by being a 3 belt champion. My IC belt, your TV belt, and the World title... indeed, it will happen. Briggs, you really are an idiot. You are already running your mouth about just taking my belt. You think I am some jobber who will take you 5 seconds to beat. You know, Briggs... you are just like everyone else who underestimates me. And this will be your downfall when I easily destroy you in our match. You have no clue of what I am capable of, and you have no idea of the power of The Dark Side. Idiots like you only make me angry, and anger only drives my power. You say you are going to settle my hash? Try it, because it seems you have been on the stuff when you made your interview. You say you are unbelievable? Unbelievably pathetic, fool. I earned what I have for a reason, and I will unbelievably make an example out of you when I unbelievably tear you apart. You say you are downright unbeatable? Any loser can say that if he has not even been in a match yet. I do not regard you as unbeatable, but a jobber who has not even won a match. Because ultimately, that is exactly what you are, and I will prove it by taking your TV title. Briggs... you will know my name as The Lord of Darkness. And I will end you!"

King: "There you have it, folks, Embalmer's taking no shit from this new upstart. Thanks for joining us... cut it, Tito!"

**Tito cuts it**

King: "Thank you again, Embalmer. I'll probably see you soon."

The Embalmer: "Indeed. Farewell."

**King and Tito leave, and are walking back to their office**

King: "Wow, Embalmer was pissed. You know what, Tito? I'm in a good mood right now for cutting that excellent interview. Let's go, I'll treat you to a movie!"

Tito: "Yes!"

King: "There's a lot of new movies out... but I feel like seeing American Pie 2. It's got that one guy... what's his name... Jason Biggs! Yeah, that's it! I like that actor!"

**Tito grunts in confusion**

King: "Hey... Jason Biggs... Jason Briggs... those to names are eerily the same. Looks like Briggs isn't that original either... oh well, let's go!"

Tito: "Yes!"

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