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Date Posted: 20:29:03 12/18/99 Sat
Author: Will
Subject: A basic conversation between me and Mike

Xgamer316x: sup mike =+Þ
MCutter989: I had a dream about you, about you naked, and we had hot wild sex
Xgamer316x: i'll pretend i didnt hear that
MCutter989: Well, pretend you heard this: I want to met you, I want you, I want your sexy body
Xgamer316x: i hope you know i am a 2 and a 1/2 foot cat tail
MCutter989: So?
Xgamer316x: uummmmmm.....
Xgamer316x: i'll get a restraining order
MCutter989: I'm just kidding about the gay thing
Xgamer316x: ummm...i'll still get a restraining order
MCutter989: I don't care
Xgamer316x: what state you live in
MCutter989: I'm not telling
MCutter989: You can't take a joke?
Xgamer316x: well your breaking the restraining order
MCutter989: You can't take a joke?
Xgamer316x: if we were in person it would make more sense cuz i am typing this in a sarcastic way. it would jusst sound better if you could here me say it
MCutter989: Oh
Xgamer316x: so i can take a joke
MCutter989: I know
Xgamer316x: =+Þ(___l___)
MCutter989: I'm sorry, it's just that I told this one kid to suck my dick and he took it seriousily and make a hole bunch of thearts and stuff
Xgamer316x: LOL
Xgamer316x: umm sorta
Xgamer316x: hello?
MCutter989: hEY
MCutter989: *Hey
Xgamer316x: seriously waht state you live in
Xgamer316x: i live in NJ
MCutter989: CAL
Xgamer316x: ::gasp:: thats breaking the restraining order you shall go to jail or somthing like that
MCutter989: Awww
Xgamer316x: you shall go on death row in london
MCutter989: Awww
Xgamer316x: then die in egypt and have a 3 headed mongoose eat your balls
MCutter989: Awwwww
Xgamer316x: then an alliagator with 14 sets of balls will rip your face with his claws that are stuck between the 12th and 13th set of his balls
MCutter989: LOL
MCutter989: Awww
Xgamer316x: damn i am out of stuff at the moment hang on give me 5
MCutter989: ok
Xgamer316x: ok i lied i didnt need 5 but i needed some time here goes
MCutter989: ok
Xgamer316x: an old man who smells of eldenberries will whack you in the face(or whatsleft from the 'gator) with his dick while your great grandmother has hot sticky sex with a baboon
MCutter989: Man, that's making me horny
Xgamer316x: and then a cat will smash your left nut into a c-clamp with a hammer while a pro wrestler whos nickname is "The Biter" sucks your right nut
MCutter989: YAY
Xgamer316x: then a man will walk by wearing only a left boot in a toys r us store
MCutter989: LOL
Xgamer316x: this should be a story....
MCutter989: Cool
MCutter989: Yep
Xgamer316x: the torture/pleasure of Mike Cutter
MCutter989: Yep

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