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Date Posted: 17:42:01 12/21/99 Tue
Author: i still dont know
Subject: Re: A basic conversation between me and Mike
In reply to: Will 's message, "A basic conversation between me and Mike" on 20:29:03 12/18/99 Sat

> Xgamer316x: sup mike =+�
> MCutter989: I had a dream about you, about you
> naked, and we had hot wild sex
> Xgamer316x: i'll pretend i didnt hear that
> MCutter989: Well, pretend you heard this: I want to
> met you, I want you, I want your sexy body
> Xgamer316x: i hope you know i am a 2 and a 1/2 foot
> cat tail
> MCutter989: So?
> Xgamer316x: uummmmmm.....
> Xgamer316x: i'll get a restraining order
> MCutter989: I'm just kidding about the gay thing
> Xgamer316x: ummm...i'll still get a restraining
> order
> MCutter989: I don't care
> Xgamer316x: what state you live in
> MCutter989: I'm not telling
> MCutter989: You can't take a joke?
> Xgamer316x: well your breaking the restraining order
> MCutter989: You can't take a joke?
> Xgamer316x: if we were in person it would make more
> sense cuz i am typing this in a sarcastic way. it
> would jusst sound better if you could here me say it
> MCutter989: Oh
> Xgamer316x: so i can take a joke
> MCutter989: I know
> Xgamer316x: =+�(___l___)
> MCutter989: I'm sorry, it's just that I told this
> one kid to suck my dick and he took it seriousily and
> make a hole bunch of thearts and stuff
> Xgamer316x: LOL
> Xgamer316x: umm sorta
> Xgamer316x: hello?
> MCutter989: hEY
> MCutter989: *Hey
> Xgamer316x: seriously waht state you live in
> Xgamer316x: i live in NJ
> MCutter989: CAL
> Xgamer316x: ::gasp:: thats breaking the restraining
> order you shall go to jail or somthing like that
> MCutter989: Awww
> Xgamer316x: you shall go on death row in london
> MCutter989: Awww
> Xgamer316x: then die in egypt and have a 3 headed
> mongoose eat your balls
> MCutter989: Awwwww
> Xgamer316x: then an alliagator with 14 sets of
> balls will rip your face with his claws that are stuck
> between the 12th and 13th set of his balls
> MCutter989: LOL
> MCutter989: Awww
> Xgamer316x: damn i am out of stuff at the moment
> hang on give me 5
> MCutter989: ok
> Xgamer316x: ok i lied i didnt need 5 but i needed
> some time here goes
> MCutter989: ok
> Xgamer316x: an old man who smells of eldenberries
> will whack you in the face(or whatsleft from the
> 'gator) with his dick while your great grandmother
> has hot sticky sex with a baboon
> MCutter989: Man, that's making me horny
> Xgamer316x: and then a cat will smash your left nut
> into a c-clamp with a hammer while a pro wrestler whos
> nickname is "The Biter" sucks your right nut
> MCutter989: YAY
> Xgamer316x: then a man will walk by wearing only a
> left boot in a toys r us store
> MCutter989: LOL
> Xgamer316x: this should be a story....
> MCutter989: Cool
> MCutter989: Yep
> Xgamer316x: the torture/pleasure of Mike Cutter
> MCutter989: Yep

someone who shouldent be here: you guys are GAY

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