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Date Posted: 19:06:35 09/08/01 Sat
Author: Caleb (wow i did'nt know it worked like that)
Subject: D.O.R.K (Djarm smoking, Opium toting, Ridulin snorting, special K loving, dork)
In reply to: A very disgruntled chink 's message, "C.H.E.W (Coke, Hash, Ecstasy, Weed...wow, didn't know it worked out like that!)" on 12:03:50 09/08/01 Sat

Don't worry, both Shamika and Kadi have bigger boobs than you, but you are way cooler. And, even if you don't bring personality into the mix, you are way thinner and have a nicer body. Now Matt is a fucking asshole, do you know what he just did? Well he has the audacity to call me and pertend as if... Actually he did nothing. Nut I had you going for a second did'nt I. Well maybe for a wee second. Fine, so my attempts at textual humor are nothing to write home about. Guess you are'nt too EASY with my humor. Guess I am about as funny as a pickle. Guess I better not quit my day job. Ok, I am done. SO I am running in the park and these dozen or so boys our age are on their little stunt (runt) bikes, beside me. They all go, "ooo look at the little white boy" and other such similar comments. THen they start playing chicken with me. One would bike ahead and then turn around and bike at me really fast to see if I moved, then the next one would try and so on as they cheared each other on. They would also swerve in front of me to try to force me off the road. I would have been scared EXCEPT, there was a big hill comming up and when we got to it, their little runt bikes could not go as fastr as I can run. Can we say pathetic please. Anyway, that's enough of Caleb's adventures for one day. See you in the morning

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