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Date Posted: 03:22:39 02/20/03 Thu
Author: JimmyTwoRings
Subject: Top 10 Reasons for 2002 Eagles Championship Loss

10. Rumors of playful Philadelphia fans urinating in team Gatorade, cause Andy Reid second thoughts about receiving winning head coach's "shower".

9. After meeting with Eagle legends, 2002 squad decide they really, really rather watch pirate themed Super Bowl, instead of risking humiliation at hands of the Oakland Raiders... again.

8. Andy Reid disagreement with coach of the year selection sets him out to disprove fools who voted for him, once and for all.

7. Half-time adjustment meeting dominated by topic of "peculiar" taste of team Gatorade.

6. Eagles front office baffled by Tampa Bay decision to give up draft picks and $8,000,000 for offensive coaching guru, when bragging rights to $15,000,000 of salary cap savings from stiffing pro bowl players was clearly the prudent move.

5. Coaching staff's central reliance on bad officiating of the NFL, possibly a bad strategy.

4. Jeffrey not a proper name for someone not still wearing "jammies", no less a SuperBowl Champion club owner.

3. Eagles save "fancy stuff" for imminent Super Bowl appearance guaranteed by sophisticated Philadelphia football experts of Veteran Stadium's 700 level.

2. Andy Reid still quietly embarrassed that Donovan McNabb pick actually draft day McRib order gone horribly, horribly awry.

1. Obnoxious drunken thugs in Philadelphia masquerading as NFL fans needed to be appropriately rewarded for many years of "contributions" to the sport's image.

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