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Subject: Re: Creating Invitations as Works of Art

Author:
Liz Lopatto

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Date Posted: 21:16:27 04/10/02 Wed
In reply to: G-Money 's message, "Creating Invitations as Works of Art" on 17:22:59 04/09/02 Tue

Mr. George Chimpes, Esq:

Ms. Elizabeth A. Lopatto wishes to bring to your attention that she is vastly experienced with being pompous, pedantic, prolix, and pretentious. She has, in fact, become so adept at crafting an indomitable invitation that none of her acquaintances can, in fact, read the delicate sentiments written in flowing script upon narcissius paper. Insofar as her literary merit, Ms. Lopatto has for years quoted such ineluctable wits as Shakespeare, Sartre, Dante, and Dorothy L. Sayers entirely without context, adding an evanescent hint to all of her communiques.

However, since her missives have become nearly impossible to read, Ms. Lopatto has retired her discursive letter-writing habits. She prefers instead to scoff at things.

Elizabeth A. Lopatto
Spin Goddess
High Priestess of Propaganda
Minister of Silly Walks
Defender of the English Language
Collector of Funny Words
Sovereign of Somnolence
Empress of Iracibility
Trouble With A Capital "T"
Cosmopolite
Out-And-Out Bastard

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Creating Invitations as Works of Art	Honky G-Love	21:49:51 04/10/02 Wed
Re: Creating Invitations as Works of Art -- Liz Lopatto, 06:51:06 04/11/02 Thu