| Subject: Re: Creating Invitations as Works of Art |
Author:
Stew
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Date Posted: 14:25:54 04/12/02 Fri
In reply to:
G-Money
's message, "Creating Invitations as Works of Art" on 17:22:59 04/09/02 Tue
The esteemed Stewart Martin the First would like to congratulate the most pompous George Chimples the Fifth on his most excellent grandiloquence and perfection of pomposity, and continue by conveying the wish that he had some too. Nevertheless, he wishes to join in the frolicking anyway. Thus, the self-effacing sense of humour (note the added "u" for Victorian Era emphasis) shall subside to make room for a bombastic attempt at pomposity. However, he can't quote anything except one line by Henri Michaux ("He who hides his madman dies voiceless"), a gentleman he lacks the energy to learn the identity of. This would be as the esteemed Stewart Martin's esteemed memory is that of esteemed goldfish with an esteemed memory that lasts for three esteemed seconds.
And furthermore, as as the esteemed goldfish have since forgotten what pretense of a point he intented to make through all this incoherent nonesuch, the aforementioned Stewart Martin the First heretofore abandons his efforts.
Ciao, arrivederci, adios, and so on,
Stewart Martin I
Self-proclaimed Lord Improv (a title he is willing to both share with or yield to the esteemed Miss Lopatto)
Procrastinator Extraordinare
Minister for Running Upstairs Two At A Time, Flinging the Door Open and Saying "Ha Ha, Caught You, Mildred!"
Simultaneous Pretender to the Thrones of both Djibouti and Swaziland
Iconoclastical Logophile
Accomplished Expert at the Slide Whistle
Aspiring Player of the Didgeridoo
Lover of All Things With Webbed Feet
Master of the Miscellaneous
Maker of Farm Animal Noises Very Loudly In Crowded Public Places
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera...
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