A hand in the pants is worth two in the bush... -- NWC Awards Discussion

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Date Posted: 17:02:16 04/12/99 Mon
Author: Handler of newly retired Romeo Ramirez
Subject: A hand in the pants is worth two in the bush...

BEST WRESTLER: I'm looking for the most unique and crazy individuals I know:

Winner: Damon Hayes
Honorable Mention: The Moronic One

BEST TAG TEAM: There are so very few well run tag teams anymore that can last longer than a month. So I'm going with the team I have personally rp'ed against and probably challenged me the most with:

Winner: Black Ops
Honorable Mention: Upper Echelon

BEST CRUISERWEIGHT (235-): I'm sorry to say, but I have no clue why people like the character of Peter Aerts. Sure he held the J Crown for a while, but still he had to be the only character that made even Ken Shamrock look charismatic, lol. So I'm going with the guys who I believe are the future of the cruiserweight division.

Winner: 'Vapid' Vic Ramos
Honorable Mention: Lightning

MOST POPULAR WRESTLER: When I think of most popular, I try and picture the character in one of the big two feds and think to myself...could these guys sell bruisin buddy dolls?!

Winner: Damon Hayes
Honorable Mention: Hunter Sabuani

MOST HATED WRESTLER: There's only one person on the list who I can think of as being truly despised:

Winner: Steve Sire
Honorable Mention: Sprockett of the MVM for holding Stubbs back for so long.

MOST IMPROVED: I'm going with the only person I know who's rps have gotten better since he regressed into childhood.

Winner: Lightning
Honorable Mention: Romeo Ramirez (if you weren't there, don't ask, lol)

BEST NEWCOMER: (1-3 months as of AEL2) Hmmmm...I'm gonna have to go with my fav new tag team.

Winner: Glam Boys
Honorable Mention: Wasted Youth? Was he around earlier? Hell if I know...JK doesn't pay me enough for this!

BEST MANAGER/VALET: I'm sorry, but I gotta vote for the two girls with whom Romey had affairs with (nothing like a knee to the groin to get that good vibration going).

Winner: Miss Madison
Honorable Mention: Desade

OUTSTANDING FEUD: I'm a GCWer so I gotta say...

Winner: Sabuani vs Goliath
Honorable Mention: Jimmy Steele vs the Generic Ninjas

OUTSTANDING WEEKLY SHOW: Another GCW loyalist here...

Winner: GCW Glory
Honorable Mention: SCCW Snake Eyes

SPOKESMAN'S TROPHY: I have to go with the two people who I have the most respect for...

Winner: Eugene Ware (GCW commentator) You gotta read his stuff!
Honorable Mention: Stubbs for Halligan's Highchairs for Adults

GREATEST MATCH: Since the inevitable match between the Mini's and Shawn Bradley and Manute Bol didn't pan out...I guess...

Winner: Goliath vs Sabuani (pick one dammit!)
Honorable Mention: Romeo vs Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra (not shown in the continental United States)

GREATEST REGIONAL PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT: I gotta go with...

Winner: MWA's Coboslam
Honorable Mention: GCW's Big Guns

Special Awards:

TRUE DEDICATION AWARD (REGION HEADS): Gotta go with the guys who came in at a moments notice to spell DJ.

Winner: GCW's council

NWC STAFFER PLAQUE (NWC STAFF):

Winner: Schukey baby!

OUTSTANDING MATCHWRITER AWARD: Going with the man who actually made Romey look decent...and that's a challenge.

Winner: Jeff (sorry don't know the last name...it's not like we're dating or something!)

EXCELLENCE IN CREATIVITY AWARD (ANY):

Winner: Me! I was creative when I thought up the first and only upside down urinal (aka the shower)
Honorable Mention: Jeff!!!

THE HANDLER'S TROPHY:

Winner: Joe aka Sab's handler and Ops handler!

Alright...thems my votes and I'm sticking to 'em! Unless someone threatens to come to my house and gimme an indian burn. Then I may reconsider. This isn't really what I think...in fact the actual votes I turned in were all for Romeo Ramirez. But I figured it wouldn't hurt to kiss up to a bunch of people since they really wouldn't count these votes. Um...in the immoral words of Romeo Ramirez, "Where's the kleenex?"

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