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Date Posted: 12:43:15 11/22/02 Fri
Author: Blade
Subject: The past week in MCW

(Slipknot's "heretic anthem" begins to play and Blade steps into a room containing a desk and a few chairs. He casually takes a seat in the chair behind the desk. Instead of his usual jeans and t-shirt Blade is wearing a nice looking blue suit.)

(motioning for the music to stop) I've realized how tough wrestling can be not only on the body but also on the mind so I decided I'd come out here today and have a little fun, making my own little show of sorts. I figured I'd have a couple guests on and talk about whats been going on in the MCW and about the upcoming paperview. So I'd like to introduce my first guests, my opponents at the PPV, Morgan and Jagpreet Ghuman.

(sound of audience applauding)

(after a few minutes) Morgan and Jagpreet Ghuman..

(after a few more minutes) Well it appears that Morgan and Jagpreet aren't coming tonight. My only question is are they even going to show up at the PPV? I mean where the hell are they? Ever since Mike gave us the PPV card Ive been scheduled to fight these guys and niether of them has spoken a word. Dont worry though Ive got a couple more guests so the show will go on.

Next I'd like to introduce two men. Two members of Damage INC, here they are Xstatic and the Cottonmouth King. (Bone Thugs n' Harmony's "Get High" begins to play as two young kids walk onto the stage. "Ck" is wearing his trademark weed leaf charm and "Xstatic" has on his red and black facepaint. Both "men" have a yellow streak painted down their backside)

(laughing) Take a seat boys. (the pint sized versions of Xstatic and CK sit down) Wow you guys sure are intimidating.

"Ck": I can rap

Blade: And if only you could wrestle. Anyway I'd like to start with you first Xstatic. A little over a week ago you gave a promo entitled "its personnal", in which you told me things between me and you were personnal based on my comments. A week later though we find you on the losing end of our match up. What do you have to say then? You say that Im a hasbeen and that your done with us. So in a matter a week, you proclaim that our rivalry has become personnal, then I kick your ass and you run away from the situation. So lets here what you have to say about all this.

"Xstatic": I like cookies.

Blade: My my my, (reaches into the desk and comes out with a cookie) Here you go (hands it to "xstatic" who sits there and happily munches away on the cookie). CK, I have a question how many drugs have you done because they appear to have messed up your brain. When threatening the Forgotten Four you say "we're five up on you" About two sentences later you say "three on ten, ten strong." Lets see, the last time I checked ten minus three equals seven not five. In that same interview you say something about how much damage you guys are going to bring upon the Forgotten four. Later this week though you say that you have better stuff to worry about. Seems that you and Xstatic both have trouble making up your minds.

"Ck": Can I have a cookie?

Blade: No, ("CK" begins to cry as a dark stain appears on the crotch of his pants) Wow, I think its time for you guys to leave. (throws the bag of cookies out of the room and "CK" and "Xstatic" run off to get them)

(Blade turns to the camera as things get serious) Xstatic you'd be the biggest peice of shit in the MCW if it wasnt for your buddies Minion and Titanic, nonetheless though you aint shit, just like I said last week. As for you CK, word cannot describe how ignorant you are. Damage INC is nothing compared to the Forgotten Four. How about you shut your mouth and bring yourself down to the ring sometime? Not any of your men, I want you CK. Lets see how big of a man you are when your alone in the ring with me, hell lets see if your man enough to come down to the ring alone when Im standing there. Damage INCs been going downhill since I left and theres nothing you can do to stop the downfall. Your backed up in a corner and no matter which route you take its going to lead to an ass kicking.

(Slipknot's "heretic anthem" begins and Blade stands up and walks out)

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