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Date Posted: 12:46:46 08/14/01 Tue
okay, lemme start off by giving props to you folks for getting this thing up and running, i guess you could say....."give yourself a tongue!"
on to baseball.....did the freaking devilrays jus sweep the twins, or did i drink too much sudafed mixed with kalua this morning? 4 games? i heard on the way home from work this afternoon that the twins were 7-21 their last 28 games. AND THE F-ING (by the way, can i swear on here?) INDIANS ONLY HAVE A GAME-AND-A-HALF LEAD? christ, send Ward's brother's 13 year old team out there and i think they'd have a little wriggling room....it's all gonna come down to pitching and the final weekend, and by then, finley's gonna be attacked by a mako shark in the pacific ocean on his longboard, bartolo's gonna eat his right arm when the hotel buffet tells him they're out of macroroni and cheese mixed with chopped up hot dogs, burba's gonna give himself a brain anuerism tryin to calculate his friggin e.r.a., and c.c. is be in court on charges of soliciting a prostitute and shop-lifting from k-mart when he "allegedly" stole 42 boxes of icy-hot, an arm bandage and 3 comic books (remember, he's only 20). he then went outside and proceeded to pick up a 38 year old japanese "massage-therapist". when the police arrested him, he blamed his tired arm and the Incredible Hulk. let's see, that leaves us with chuck nagy, who reminds me of the dude in Major League who has the so-called "snot-ball" down to a science, 3 guys that are so young, when they got their signing bonus, they bought stock in Stridex, figuring they'd up the quarterly earnings, and dany (dani?) (danni?) (danny?) (danne?) (doofball) baez. BRING BACK THE BULLDAWG!
on a real note for a minute, we're gonna have to play eeither seattle, the best team in the majors, or oakland, the best team now.....who really thinks they got a shot at beating either one of them, OR the yankees with charlie nagy? thought so.
on a different note, i'm listenin to Rome today, the "slam man" Jay Moore phoned in with a killer take....right when he got around to piazza's beard and his platinum locks, he got run from the show for sayin "i mean come on, does this guy play catcher on the baseball field or in the bedroom?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the fact that he got run for it makes it even more classick!
did anyone else see randy johnson's near triple last night? well, near is an over statement. dude lines one down the line, comes chuggin (again, an overstatement) arond first and takes a 6 foot 9 inch nosedive onto the ground, funniest thing since he "ended" that poor, poor bird. (poor allie!!!)
that's about it, most of this was indians stuff, some me jus clowin, yall should put some sort of "general" area for "clown-artists" like me to clown in.
thank you and good night.
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