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Date Posted: 18:58:43 08/16/01 Thu
In reply to:
the Wiper
's message, "baseball in general......" on 12:46:46 08/14/01 Tue
>okay, lemme start off by giving props to you folks for
>getting this thing up and running, i guess you could
>say....."give yourself a tongue!"
>
>on to baseball.....did the freaking devilrays jus
>sweep the twins, or did i drink too much sudafed mixed
>with kalua this morning? 4 games? i heard on the way
>home from work this afternoon that the twins were 7-21
>their last 28 games. AND THE F-ING (by the way, can i
>swear on here?) INDIANS ONLY HAVE A GAME-AND-A-HALF
>LEAD? christ, send Ward's brother's 13 year old team
>out there and i think they'd have a little wriggling
>room....it's all gonna come down to pitching and the
>final weekend, and by then, finley's gonna be attacked
>by a mako shark in the pacific ocean on his longboard,
>bartolo's gonna eat his right arm when the hotel
>buffet tells him they're out of macroroni and cheese
>mixed with chopped up hot dogs, burba's gonna give
>himself a brain anuerism tryin to calculate his
>friggin e.r.a., and c.c. is be in court on charges of
>soliciting a prostitute and shop-lifting from k-mart
>when he "allegedly" stole 42 boxes of icy-hot, an arm
>bandage and 3 comic books (remember, he's only 20). he
>then went outside and proceeded to pick up a 38 year
>old japanese "massage-therapist". when the police
>arrested him, he blamed his tired arm and the
>Incredible Hulk. let's see, that leaves us with chuck
>nagy, who reminds me of the dude in Major League who
>has the so-called "snot-ball" down to a science, 3
>guys that are so young, when they got their signing
>bonus, they bought stock in Stridex, figuring they'd
>up the quarterly earnings, and dany (dani?) (danni?)
>(danny?) (danne?) (doofball) baez. BRING BACK THE
>BULLDAWG!
>
>on a real note for a minute, we're gonna have to play
>eeither seattle, the best team in the majors, or
>oakland, the best team now.....who really thinks they
>got a shot at beating either one of them, OR the
>yankees with charlie nagy? thought so.
>
>on a different note, i'm listenin to Rome today, the
>"slam man" Jay Moore phoned in with a killer
>take....right when he got around to piazza's beard and
>his platinum locks, he got run from the show for sayin
>"i mean come on, does this guy play catcher on the
>baseball field or in the bedroom?"
>
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!
>
>and the fact that he got run for it makes it even more
>classick!
>
>did anyone else see randy johnson's near triple last
>night? well, near is an over statement. dude lines one
>down the line, comes chuggin (again, an overstatement)
>arond first and takes a 6 foot 9 inch nosedive onto
>the ground, funniest thing since he "ended" that poor,
>poor bird. (poor allie!!!)
>
>that's about it, most of this was indians stuff, some
>me jus clowin, yall should put some sort of "general"
>area for "clown-artists" like me to clown in.
>
>thank you and good night.
All the profanity isn't neccessary. It only lends more credence to the fact you should invest in a Hooked on Phonics game.
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