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Subject: 討論作品:陳黎〈代函〉及鍾國強〈愛的告白〉


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Date Posted: 11:20:50 02/23/03 Sun
In reply to: 陳 's message, "26/2詩聚:「不是詩的詩──代函、告白(附註)、便條、履歷、年譜」" on 11:17:18 02/23/03 Sun

代 函 陳黎

受文者:X女士
副本收受者:教育部國語推行委員會
主旨:為本所當事人Q先生函達如說明。

說明:
一、茲據本所當事人Q先生委稱:「本人為一理性與感性兼備,身心平衡,學養俱佳之男子, 日常作息正常,讀報,看電視,喝菊普茶,無不良嗜好。不意日前接獲僅數面之雅之X女士之 e-mail ,全文共四字(外加一空格)──「想念你 唉」。查語言之為物,乃在傳遞情感、思想,讓收受者感受對方意旨,坦然於心,今X女士所傳之文含糊曖昧,既無主詞,又無標點,思慮欠周,疑意叢生,令接受完整語文教育之本人,大惑不解(試問︰「想念你」是誰想念你?是「我」想念你,還是「你」想念我?想念你為什麼要「唉」一聲?是早餐誤吞一隻螞蟻,肚中作祟?還是天寒物燥,呼吸道不順所致?「唉」一聲為什麼又要空一格?是一夜無眠留下的空白,還是心虛辭窮,無言以對的明證?)此舉令本人因不解而導致身心失衡作息失調,因失衡、失調而導致有反覆嘔吐「想念你 唉」一句之怪狀,並進而對吾國數百年來教育體系典章制度倫理道德之堅實性產生懷疑,實已嚴重斲傷本人作為一良好國民對國家、民族、個人應有之信心,並侵害本人愉快生活之權益。爰特委請 貴律師事務所代為去函X女士,促其立即提出解釋,如X女士不依限為滿意答覆,並請立即採取一切必要之法律行動,以維權益。」等語。

二、核代函達如右述,敬請於文到後五日內惠覆,俾免訟累。

G 律師
Y 律師(聯絡人)

中華民國八十八年十二月十九日




愛的告白 鍾國強

我(註一)愛(註二)你(註三)。(註四)

註一:不包括在正常、冷靜或理智狀態,或脈搏每分鐘低於七十下的本體。
註二:純精神性、不附帶任何條件者除外,貨存有限,先到先得。
註三:可能是你或不是你,視乎時間、空間而定;示愛單位保留最終決定權,參加者不得異議。示愛單位、廣告代理之員工及其家屬均不得參加,以示公允。
註四:認為句號代表完結的意思,純屬猜測,並不代表示愛者的立場。

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