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Date Posted: 10:41:50 08/24/01 Fri
Author: Matt
Subject: Friday

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday and
5% on Friday

Help me to remember.....
When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 43 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth

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