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Wabbit *WAB IYE*
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Date Posted: 14:45:16 10/07/01 Sun
* CNN STYLE NEWS FLASH MUSIC IN BACKGROUND *
GOOD DAY , THERE HAVE BEEN SOME NEW CHANGES TO THE GREATEST DF 1 KICK ASS CLAN , WELCOME TO ALL THE NEW DUDES N DUDETS.
NOW FOR A IMPROTANT NEWS BULLITIN .:: AS OF TODAY THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION IN A JELLYBABY FACTORY AND THERE HAVE BEEN SOME RUMORS THAT A LARGE WABBIT WAS SEEN RUNNING FROM THE SCEEN, IF YOU SEE THIS MAN PLEASE DONT CONFRONT HIM AS HE IS TO BE CONCIDERD DANGEROUS AND HUNG LIKE A AFRICAN ELEPHANT THAT CAME HOME TO FIND HIS SUPPER EATEN N THEN GOES OUT ONLY TO SEE HIS CAR RADIO HAS BEEN NICKED .
SO PLEASE BE WARNED , STAY AWAY.
AND NOW FOR SOME LOCAL NEWS , TODAY YITS WAS SEEN LEAVING A CHEMIST WITH A BOX OF COMDOMS AND SOME DEAP HEAT .
TWIGS WAS LAST SEEN EATIN AN EGG ,,, SUNNY SIDE UP .
MOJO WAS EATING A BAG OF WALKERS , PRAWN COCKTAIL . AND A PACK OF B & H IN HIS HAND .
DRE WAS SEEN WITH SOME FACIAL BRUSING WHICK LOOKED LIKE A SIZE 5 SLIPPER . HIS MUM GAVE A ""NO COMMENT !!""
AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONCERS ,YITS CO AND THE IN DE HEEEED GROUP
NEVER PISS INTO THE WIND ,, NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW ,, AND NEVER ,, NEVER TOUTCH ME FUCKIN JELLY BABIES !!
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