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Subject: DEAF GENIE


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twiggy
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Date Posted: 11:10:53 10/08/01 Mon

A CUSTOMER WALKS INTO A BAR AND IT'S FULL OF DUCKS.
THE CUSTOMER GOES UP TO THE BARMAN AND SAYS..."WHAT THE HECK IS GOING 0N HERE?"
"IT'S THAT DEAF GENIE" THE BARMAN REPLYS..."HE SAID IF I GAVE HIM A FREE PINT HE'D GRANT ME ONE WISH...SO I WISHED FOR A MILLION BUCKS...AND THIS IS WHAT I ENDED UP WITH!"
"HUH"...SAYS THE CUSTOMER..."YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS...LOOK AT THIS!"...AND SAYING THAT HE PLACES A BOX ON THE COUNTER, TAPS THREE TIMES ON THE TOP OF IT AND OUT COMES A LITTLE MAN, PUSHING A PIANO. THE LITTLE MAN SITS DOWN AND BEGINS TO PLAY.
"THAT'S BLOODY MARVELIOUS" SAYS THE BARMAN..."WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT?"
"BUT"...SAYS THE CUSTOMER..."I DIDN'T ASK FOR A 12" PIANIEST!!!"

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