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Subject: MEMBERS NEW


Author:
twiggy
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Date Posted: 11:27:06 10/08/01 Mon

G'DAY TO YOU ALL AND HERE'S TO THE BEGINING OF ANOTHER WEEK.

SOME OF OUR MEMBERS HAVE BEEN HAVING A ROUGH TIME OF IT AGAIN THIS WEEK....THINGS JUST SEEM TO GO FROM BAD TO WORSE!

POOR DON NEEDED SOME REPAIRS DONE ON HIS COOKER WHEN IT BACKFIRED AND BURNT HIS KNOB OFF. HE ASSURES US HE IS STILL FIT FOR DF, THOUGH MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HIDE SO WELL AS HE'S STILL SMOKIN!

AND MO IS SO VERY CONFUSED...HE HAD TO WRITE INTO THE COUNCIL TODAY REGUARDING HIS TOILET SEAT...IT WAS CRACKED AND HE WANTED TO KNOW WHERE HE STOOD. WE COULD HAVE TOLD HIM BUT THOUGHT BETTER OF IT!

WABBIT TO IS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH HIS TOILET. IT SEEMS THAT HIS IS BLOCKED AND NOW HE'S COMPLAINING THAT HE HAS NO WHERE TO BATH THE KIDS.

AS FOR YITSAN...WELL...HE HAS ASKED TIME AND AGAIN FOR SOMEONE TO COME OUT AND LOOK AT HIS SPOUT...BUT NO ONE SEEMS INTERESTED...EVEN THOUGH HE'S MADE IT QUITE PLAIN THAT HE NEEDS IT BADLY

NOW TO POOR TERROR...SHE HAS BEEN MOVED SINCE THE EPISOPE WITH THE FARMERS COCK...BUT THINGS HAVE GONE FROM BAD TO WORSE. SHE IS NOW LIVING IN A DOWNSTAIRS FLAT BUT NOW SHE CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE OF THE NOISE MADE BY THE MAN SHE HAS ON TOP OF HER EVERY NIGHT.

TWIGLET IS PREPAIRED TO DO A HOUSE SWAP WITH TERROR...SHE HAS HAD TERRIBLE PROBLEMS WITH REPAIRS. SHE KEEPS ASKIN FOR THEM TO SEND A MAN ROUND WITH THE RIGHT TOOL TO SATISFY HER...BUT NOTHING HAPPENS!

ANYWAY FOLKS...HERES TO A GOOD WEEK
BYE FOR NOW
THE IYE TELEGRAPH

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