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Date Posted: 22:17:48 06/07/02 Fri
Author: Concerned Neighbor
Subject: Re: BEN MISSING... PRESUMED DEAD
In reply to: THE NEWSREEL 's message, "BEN MISSING... PRESUMED DEAD" on 00:56:37 06/06/02 Thu

Since Parrish's disappearance, the level of peace and tranquility in the neighborhood has risen exponentially.

Heh. Believe me, I had nuttin' to do with it. Though, if anyone here can relay the gory details of his last final moments, then please feel free to spill the beans here. Hey, the guy had many enemies. Of that I can assure you.

There's been Pinblack, Angry Johnny, Forum TOUGH Guy, Naked Cindy, Ms. Gates Williams, and Doctor Doom. Hell, simply having that tyrannical Latverian ruler in the arch-nemesis category would be cause enough to shit one's pants!

Plus I was never quite sure how such characters as the Drinker of Much Water & Orange Juice, Boxcar Willy or even Captain Content felt about the man.

Let's face it the facts people, Pinback had just as many friends as he did enemies. Then again, I think that's how he always wanted it. Living life on the edge, yesiree. Tremendous highs, and tumultuous lows -- much like those rollercoasters he so dearly loved.

In other news, since Ben's untimely departure from the community, I'm finally get back to getting head from the Mrs. God, its been *years* since the bitch went down on my hot, sweaty knob-- I'd completely forgotten how downright lousy she was at it. Goddammit! Can't a man expect a little eye contact? And really, does she have to look so thoroughly disgusted to be doing it? Is 'make it sexy' too much to ask?

...

Christ, as much as I hate to admit it, I really hope Parrish returns. Without his crazy antics to be 'concerned' about, I'm just another worthless, do-nothing neighbor. Hell, look at what happened to that Jewbie fellow!! One more ho-hum post and "zzzzfffttt!" I'm off to the Comedy Black Hole (or down a friggin' cliff like the 'Banzai Bunch'). Good God, this is one dangerous BBS to be a part of!

-Concerned Neighbor

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