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Date Posted: 17:50:49 09/03/00 Sun
Author: BLUEST ANGEL WHEN SHE WAS BORED
Subject: BUGS MATING (LOL! I cannot believe I'm posting this...digging deep in the archives folks!!)

Bugs Mating

I was so bored today.
No action at all.
As I looked around my office
I saw 2 bugs mating on the wall.

Gross. What to do?
Smash them to death?
Or let them continue
Till they’re out of breath?

Or do they lose their breath?
They’re not even moving.
Just sitting there together.
Bug-mating must be soothing.

Went to lunch for an hour.
Came back and sat at my desk.
And what did I see?
Yep, you probably guessed.

There they were,
Still stuck together.
Same wall. Same spot.
Yuck. Time for them to sever.

Now this was getting to me.
No longer was I bored.
Now I was feeling nauseous…
Didn’t need to see any more.

Should have video taped them
For the Discovery Channel.
They were taking FOREVER.
I mean, I have only dealt with cattle.

Finally I picked up a phone book
Raised it to strike and smack.
Then I felt sorry for them,
So reluctantly, I held back.

OK, so now guess what I have?
Yep, you guessed, bug eggs.
For this, I deserve a bonus…
I’m asking my boss for a raise.

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