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Date Posted: 09:25:01 03/22/00 Wed
Author: That barbed-wire punk
Subject: Ha ha ha ha ha - how's that neck feelin'??
In reply to: STONE COLD 's message, "HEY BARBED WIRE PINK" on 07:29:00 03/22/00 Wed

::"Shedding Skin" blasts over the speakers in the Arena. Blinding pyros go off all over the stage and ramp as Barbed-Wire Jack appears at the entranceway.::

Jack: Austin, now it's obvious to me that you can do one thing and one thing only here in the HOWF. It's really painfully clear to any of us with half a brain ( you not included ). All you can do is rehash old interviews that everyone has seen a million times on TV.

The only thing different is Jim Ross isn't up your ass all the time with "That's the toughest son-of-a-bitch on the planet!" or "STUNNER!! STUNNER!! STUNNER!!" I swear that old bag of shit is going to give himself a heart attack one day.

But back to you. Anyone can do what you do and I think I'll prove it right now....if the guys in the back could hit the music...

::CRASH...Austin's music plays and Jack puts on a bald cap.::

"Now SON, I am the tougest SOB in this fed and I'm the world champ. All I do is drink beer 24-7 and play with Debra's titties and can I get a hell yeah? ( HELL YEAH ) Damn right you SON OF A BITCH, I need another beer. You talk about your Psalms, you talk about John 316 well Austin 316 says I..."

ABSOLUTELY SUCK ASS!!!

::The crowd boos and throws empty beer cups up on the ramp. Jack takes off the bald cap, lights it on fire and throws it at some old lady in the front.::

Jack: Now you people in the crowd can shut the hell up! It's the truth and you all know it. And Stone Cold, while you say I got some page with 316 on it I think you're wrong. I don't have a pager, and if I did and you paged me I'd assume it means you know that I'm fucking Debra.... Oh, did I say that out loud?? My bad. So shut the hell up and get out of my face because I'll break that injured neck of yours in a heartbeat, and leave you laying...

BURNT, BRUISED, BATTERED, AND BROKEN!!!!

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