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Date Posted: 13:36:16 11/16/01 Fri
Author: beki Queen of Extreme!
Subject: PARRRRTTTTAYYYY!(and more dick jokes)

Beki is sitting i nthe DX locker room,she is on DVD's Knee and the room is crowded as Dx are having a party And Ethan is slurping punch)

Beki:helllooo little prick Duo...and Spyke who hangs with a dyke!

DVD:how many times do i have to tell you little pricks to stop being jealous of us?we got the better women..well actually only me hahah..right got a little test for ya!

(DVd holds up a poster of Pheo)

DVD:right guys in here who would you rather have Beki motions to beki on his knee or this thing here (motions to Pheo poster)

Party guys:BEKI!

Ethan:point proven!

Beki:what about the audience?

(the crowd start chanting Beki)

DVD:well tough shit!cos shes mine!

Beki:Pheo..you may be a nice girl and all but your not ecsactly my standard,but Your guys okay..for a sausage jockey...hes a bit lacking in the trouser department too!

DVD:My trainer swore he thought he was showering with a Woman!

Ethan:Duo and Spyke are camper than a row of tents!

Beki:now guys..express your feelings come out to the world express your love for one another!its nothing to be ashamed of!

DVD:then send Pheo off to the dogs home!

Ethan:Listen Bum boyz i hope youve got plenty of Lubricant cos this is gonna hurt more than your bumming sessions

DVD:stop trying to get Beki or insulting her cos she is way outta your league!otherwise we will leave our mark...and unfortunatll for you it wont be a semen Stain!!

Ethan:oh man do you remember the laxatives?they got no bumming that night!

Beki:dont worry Spyke stick to Duos Hairy ass and youll be fine!

DVD:How do you Know its hairy?

Ethan:theres a trimmer in his gym bag!

DVD;everyone raise your glasses to the extreme!

(everyoone starts partying as DVD and beki get some tongue action)

Ethan:AND IF U AINT DOWN WITH THAAAT!

Crowd and DX and party:SUCK IT!

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