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Date Posted: 18:50:10 11/16/01 Fri
Author: Mr. CEO, Hero
Subject: E to the I

(Camera shows Hero inside his blue Beamer. He then notices the camera and flashes a smile)

Hero: DVD? You're an idiot. I never said anything about having a handicap match. I was insulting you on how you always need help in your singles matches which means that if you EVER need help in ANY of your singles matches, you should just ask for a handicap match. Man, people these days don't listen with both their ears, they rather listen through their ass. DVD, at E.I. bring your damn concrete table 'cause you will suffer...suffer like never before when I hit you with my M-Driver (Michinoku Driver) through that damn table! Don't think your "Sexyman Splash" can knock the air out of me 'cause my M-Driver will AND can break your neck! So think about which hurts more: knocked out air or broken neck? Think wisely, son, or you will end up through that damn concrete table of yours and on a stretcher. I'll be sure to have the stretcher by the side of ring with your name on it.

(Hero looks at his Rolex)

Hero: Damn, I'm late! Haze is going to kill me!

(Hero puts on his light black sunglasses and looks back at the camera)

Hero: See you all at E.I. Ciao.

(Hero takes off. Camera fades to black)

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