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Date Posted: 06:25:32 11/17/01 Sat
Author: Ed Chavez
Subject: Crucify the enemies!

"Can't Take Me Apart"

Walking slowly, Ed Chavez makes his way to the ring. He survived the match at Evil Intentions but only just, and it shows. Climbing into the ring, Chavez holds up a microphone.

Ed: "It seems Egglug and his brother have some issues which need resolving. You guys need to learn a thing or two about Family Values! And while I can't say the same to your parents, I must thank you both for not breeding. I don't think the world is quite ready for that just yet."

Slowly, Ed moves over to the side of the ring and leans against the ropes.

Ed: "In you, Egglug, we have living proof that there are too many freaks and not enough circuses to keep 'em in. It's a shame that some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them. I would explain all my reasoning to you but I think your brain would explode."

He wanders back to the centre of the ring.

Ed: "Now everyone's probably wondering why I'm out here.. Well join the club, I am too. Why am I wasting my time talking about Egglug's broken home when I could be going back there and kicking the crap out of him just for fun?"

'Linchpin' plays and Chavez leaves the ring.

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