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Date Posted: 03:07:35 11/18/01 Sun
Author: Hardcore Pimp
Subject: No More Drama

(Pimp is in his locker staring at the floor with a serious look and a stress ball in hand, Jono walks in)

Jono: Hey hey hey it's....

HC Pimp: Not now man!

Jono: You still stressing over CJ. Man I haven't seen you like this since that kid back in middle school stole your bike. But if I remember correctly, that kid ended up with a broken nose and a dislocated shoulder after a punch in the face and a Pimp Bomb in it's early stages for his actions.

(Pimp smiles and let's out a grut)

Jono: Ah ha! I getting to ya. You remember that kid nicknamed "Cutter" cuz he use to alwayz cut lines at lunch time.

HC Pimp: Yea.

Jono: Remember when he cut in front of you on grilled cheese sandwich day, your favorite lunch day and when you got to the counter he had got the last one.

HC Pimp (smiling): Yea.

Jono: Man you were pissed, you took your lunch trey and smash it over his head then ate a piece of his grilled cheese sandwich then shoved the rest in his mouth.

(Jono and Pimp start laughing loudly)

Jono (with tears in his eyes): Man I didn't see your ass for like 2 weeks after that.

HC Pimp(laughing): Yea, I almost got kicked out of school.

Jono (laughing): I know everyone was like, "where the hell is your cuz?" "did he go to jail?".

HC Pimp: Yup, yup, those where the days.

Jono: Well it's no different now, CJ took something that belong to you, now you got to show him what happens to peeps who take from the Pimpman!

HC Pimp: Your damn right! When we meet again in the ring, it's gonna be a one sided victory with one man standing when it's over and that man will be ME!!

Jono: Yeah!!

HC Pimp: Thanks cuz, I needed to laugh.

Jono: No problem.

HC Pimp: Ok now get the hell out.

Jono (laughing): That's my cousin. I'm gonna go look for Ang anyway, she gave me a look today like she wanted to jump all over me.

HC Pimp: Sure, good luck, cuz you'll need it.

(Jono walks out as Pimp laughs)

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