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Demon wars -- My good self, 03:21:18 02/09/05 Wed

Wenches updated, can you tell i'm on study leave.

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And From the settled dust..... -- James, 12:48:13 02/02/05 Wed

a return to the message board. its good to be back

www.gowbo.co.uk

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Cavegirl -- Lionbadger, 05:41:43 03/07/04 Sun

If you are james you should toddle off to the wenches section for the new super hoe added 07-03-04

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[> Re: Cavegirl -- James, 11:19:24 03/18/04 Thu

>If you are james you should toddle off to the wenches
>section for the new super hoe added 07-03-04

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!

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Update -- Douglas, 11:47:09 02/21/04 Sat

Updates galore!

My sub urban samuri seciton actually talks about me and there is a veritable host of minions

AND!

Godzilla returns!

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The Home Of The Ego -- James, 16:41:35 12/09/03 Tue

The Home of The Ego has moved to a new address of www.corgansego.cjb.net

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PAYNE -- The magnificant Shazam!, 10:34:35 10/29/03 Wed

Where has payne disappeared to?
no contact, and no website, anyone else getting worried?

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Im in need of a good shit -- Boxlen, 08:29:22 10/18/03 Sat

I just want to have a nice shit.
I feel sometimes when I have a shit that is as big as a head.... I feel im choking.
But good choking, like your dying but you know your going to heaven. its like your whole brain is thinking about doing this shit, so your brain releases endorphins, but also a lsd substitue which then never stops and you then think "IM FUCKING GOD... THIS SMALL MOMENT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE UNIVERSE... ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE!".
you then need more "satisfaction" so you start going to pet shops, buying rabbits, then just put them in a bag and smack there bodys of the street in front of a cripped old man from a war that you dont care about.
Then because you think its a dream you stick your finger up the old man and he starts crying.... you can bear his upset face, its like a scream in your soul so you punch him untill hes dead... and then you feel even worse.
and it was destiny. all star dust. all meant to be.

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Button -- Your Friendly Internet neighbourhood Street liberator, 05:34:00 10/12/03 Sun

Your sub-urban samurai button ain't working.
smells like the tag has been left open, na'am sayin

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I wanna take u to a...Gay Bar? -- Elton John, 23:28:26 10/03/03 Fri

Fool!!!how dare you trifle(oh, i like trifle!) with my sexuality!just cause you're on the verge of 'going native' down in the land of engles doesn't mean i have to take the brunt of your pent up homophobia!however,the music on my page is overly cool,and the rest of the site is looking good!oh, and we prefer 'take it up the rear', fyi?

ttfn!

Ross, the big queer.

P.S i dont pretend to have a sex life anyway!everyone knows that i don't!

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The Darkness Resurgent! -- Porphet Lionbadger, 03:30:53 02/20/03 Thu

The Fridge has begun a HOLY WAR OF FIREY VENGENCE!!!11

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No More Frew! No More Slavin -- Myself, 02:34:18 02/11/03 Tue

Most of frews stuff has gone!

Slavins in the states on a mission to bring peace and his particluar brand of closet hetrosexuality to the world!

I still patently refuse to belive he is gay!

So now i have cupboard space

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I Whuuped batmans Ass -- Wesley Willis, 12:35:19 10/02/02 Wed

Batman got on my nerves
He was running me amock
He ridiculed me calling me a bum
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
Batman thought he was bad
He was a fucking asshole in the first place
He got knocked to the floor
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
Batman beat the hell outta me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
He was being such a jackoff
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped
Batman's ass.
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, the breakfast of champions

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[> Re: I Whuuped batmans Ass -- Batman, 06:44:33 11/21/02 Thu

I'm a whoop yoer ass muther fuck!

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QUIET -- Peacock Johnson, 10:32:16 08/30/02 Fri

it's oh so quiet!!

this board is so quiet, what happened?

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[> Re: QUIET -- Ultimus, 14:35:33 09/12/02 Thu

Its always quiet over the summer.

Do you have a rage rendivous planned?

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[> [> Re: QUIET -- Peacock Johnson, 10:24:06 09/13/02 Fri

I had a canadian based rage rollercoaster of fun, but just found out that next thurs is national "talk like a pirate day", so i've went back to the drawing board

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[> [> [> Re: QUIET -- Ultimus Prime, 11:59:42 09/18/02 Wed

It should be Autobot day!

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[> [> [> [> Re: QUIET -- Megatron, 12:41:26 09/18/02 Wed

Autobot day will come in good time, you can't rush these things. lets get pirate day, and grab/grope-a-fresher rage over first

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any room for a smelly layabout? -- Reverend Pirate James, 10:51:01 07/20/02 Sat

Douglas can I move into your lovely flat for a couple of weeks at the end of august, as I've been told by my lovely parents that their kicking me out then.

I may be able to pay some rent,and i can bring/steal lots of food from my parents place. I'll also do the dishes everyday :)

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[> Re: any room for a smelly layabout? -- Lionbadger, 05:28:35 07/22/02 Mon

I suppose so.

I think Ross is dissapearing then anyway to America amzes me cause he is skint and has even just bought tow new play station games to terrorise me flat with.

I'll text you at some point but I'm off to see Helen this weekend.

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Ahem. -- Lionbadger, 14:11:02 06/17/02 Mon

JAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!!

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Ninja Rap -- Vanilla Ice, 04:52:20 06/11/02 Tue

YO! It’s the green machine
Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down?
Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move
Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place
With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’
Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap
Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean
Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power
Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner
You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four
Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Villians, you better run and hide
Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip
Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked
With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in
You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong
Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

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Area Codes -- Ludicris, 09:46:07 06/10/02 Mon

I've got hoes
I've got hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)
hoes, hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)

Now you thought I was just 7-7-0
And 4-0-4, I'm worldwide bitch, act like yall don't know
It's the abominabol "O" man
Globe-trot international post man
Neighbor-dick dope man
7-1-8s, 2-0-2's
I send small cities and states I-O-U's
9-0-1, matter fact 3-0-5
I'll jump off the d-4, we can meet outside
So control your hormones and keep your drawers on
'Til I close the door and I'm jumping your bone
3-1-2, 3-1-3, 2-1-5, 8-0-3
Read your hor-o-scope and eat some hor-derves
Ten I pump one these hoes is self serve
7-5-7, 4-1-0, my cell phone says overload

I've got hoes
I've got hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)
hoes, hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)

Now everyday is a hol-i-day
So stop the violence and put the 4-4 away, keeps you to hold today
5-0-4, 9-7-2
7-1-3, whatcha gon do
You checkin up the scene, I'm checkin a ho tonight
With perpendicular vehicular homicide
3-1-4, 2-0-1
Too much green, too much fun
I bang cock in Bangkok
Can't stop, I turn and hit the same spot
Think not, I'm the thrilla in Manilla,
Schlong in Hong Kong
Pimp em like vision, magic Don Juan
Man after Henny with a coke and a smile
I just pick up the muthafuckin phone and dial
I got my condoms in a big-ass-sack
I'm slaggin this dick like a New Jack, biatch


Is it cuz they like my gangsta walk?
Is it cuz they like my gangsta talk?
Is it cuz they like my handsome face?
Is it cuz they like my gangsta ways?
Whatever it is, they love it
And they just won't let me be
I handle my biz, don't rush me
Just relax and let me be free
Whenever I call, come running
2-1-2 or 2-1-3
You know that I ball, stop frontin
'For I call on something to free

I've got hoes
I've got hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)
hoes, hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)


9-1-6, 4-1-5, 7-0-4
Shout out to the 2-0-6
Everybody in the 8-0-8
2-1-6, 7-0-2, 4-1-4
3-1-7, 2-1-4, 2-8-1
3-3-4, 2-0-5, I see ya
3-1-8, 6-0-1, 2-0-3
8-0-4, 4-0-2, 3-0-1
9-0-4, 4-0-7, 8-5-0
7-0-8, 5-0-2
And different area codes..

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Brazil -- Cornelius, 10:53:37 06/08/02 Sat


Brazil

Where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured someday soon
(someday) We kissed
(We kissed) And Clung Together

Then Tomorrow was another day
The morning found me miles away
With still a million things to say

Now when twilight dims the sky above
Recalling (thrills) of our love
There's one thing that I'm certain of
Return I will to old Brazil

(return) Return
(I will) I will
(to old) To old Brazil

---------------

Hello we play one more song
thank you very much goodnight

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How you doing? -- James WK, 11:27:57 05/01/02 Wed

How you doing douglas?

Are you alive?

I haven't seen you or been to the flat in ages, i promise to visit before i go on my huge excursion round my home country Canada

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[> Re: How you doing? -- Lionbadger, 11:05:09 05/15/02 Wed

What Canada excursion?

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[> [> Re: How you doing? -- James WK, 12:25:06 05/15/02 Wed

Fuck forgot to tell you about it yesterday.
I'll tell you all about it tomorrow night if you decide to conjure up a battleplan

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Cowabunga -- Michalangleo, 04:48:23 05/09/02 Thu

cowabunga dudes!
Me danatello and the dudes think we'll be back big time now the awesome dudes from channel5 started showing our kick ass movies on their bitch mothafucka channel!

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WHY? -- James WK, 10:27:34 04/03/02 Wed

Why do i feel like the only person who looks at this board and writes on it?

HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR WRITING A LETTER!!

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[> Re: WHY? -- Lionbadger, 02:36:36 04/09/02 Tue

I write on my message board too you fool!

Kuraswa at GFT Quality!
7 SAMURI!

Let the fridge face off against this mighty combination. The potent Vic and Bob talisman is clearly taking its toll on the evil powers it holds.

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Sadies -- James WK, 13:22:40 03/17/02 Sun

A few weeks ago, I was passing sadie frosts and happened to see a ned walk in. I thought to myself (in these exact words) "hmm thats weird, perhaps he doesnt know its a gay bar".

However last night, I was walking by Sadies and what do I see?

A queue of neds waiting to get in!!

What the hell is going on?

Are neds now turning gay as its the cool thing to do?
Do they just think its a nice bar where all the guys in it are really friendly?
does the fridge have anything to do with it?
why isn't Derek taking advantage of this situation and getting himself down to Sadies to find himself a nice male ned?

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[> Re: Sadies -- Lionbadger, 05:20:17 03/18/02 Mon

Clearly the fridge is even more poerful than we first feared. Frew now lives in my house too!

Is this coincidence or is the fridge gathering disciples?

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[> Re: Sadies -- Lionbadger, 08:40:37 03/20/02 Wed

If fact now that I come to think of it has Frew moved in cause Derek has a crush on her and has been worshipping the fridge? Is the evil thing rewarding it's deciples? Will Greame be the next victim?..........

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[> [> Re: Sadies -- James WK, 05:46:56 03/24/02 Sun

I just remembered something, on my brief visit on friday i noticed that graeme was lookin very scared and suspicious when i was attacking the fridge with my ultimate weapon of the future. I think he may already be a disciple of the fridge.

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The Fridge -- James WK, 11:12:09 03/04/02 Mon

Has anyone else had a weird experience from the fridge of doom?

It's tried to lock me in the kitchen, it's growled at me as i tried to leave the kitchen, it also put Slavins stereo on, and then quickly turned it off for no reason when i escaped its evil grasp. It also asked me if i was the key master when I went to take Dereks morgan spiced out of it.

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[> Re: The Fridge -- Lionbadger, 03:14:33 03/13/02 Wed

Man don't even JOKE about that fridge. It knows and it see's. I think it might be somthing to do with the evil woman downstairs and her rabid gransdaughter but I'm not too sure. THAT FRIDGE IS PURE EVIL! Once Slavin started worshiping it he pulled DEL!

ITS EVIL EVIL I TELL YOU!

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INVASION!!! -- Pirate James, 05:50:29 02/24/02 Sun

I hear rumblings about an Aberdeen invasion.

Could this be true?

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[> Re: INVASION!!! -- Lionbadger, 05:36:46 02/25/02 Mon

INDEED. An Aberdeen INVASION is scheduled to occur somtime before the summer holidays start.

For this invasion everbody needs to get a T-Shirt from Slanes Castle the pub by drinking seven deadly cocktails or they will be devoured by the FRIDGE.

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[> [> Re: INVASION!!! -- Pirate James, 11:39:26 02/25/02 Mon

>INDEED. An Aberdeen INVASION is scheduled to occur
>somtime before the summer holidays start.
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>For this invasion everbody needs to get a T-Shirt from
>Slanes Castle the pub by drinking seven deadly
>cocktails or they will be devoured by the FRIDGE.

AAARRRGGHHHH!!!! SHHHIIIITTTTT!!!!!! NOT THE FRIDGE!!! ANYTHING BUT THE FRIDGE!!!!

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[> [> [> Re: INVASION!!! -- Lionbadger, 05:12:53 02/27/02 Wed

I belevie the toaster may have become tainted with evil. The fridge spat out a belt buckle this morning and gave a reumble that sounded distinctly chuckle like.

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Toilet Seat -- Cut Throat Jake, 10:43:32 02/12/02 Tue

Will Derek ever supply the pimp palace with a new toilet seat?

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[> Re: Toilet Seat -- Lionbadger, 03:33:28 02/19/02 Tue

The toilet seat is here!

Admittedly the only thing it matches is the roof but hey thats life for you, or rather thats Derek for you!

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[> [> Re: Toilet Seat -- Cut Throat Jake, 13:06:12 02/20/02 Wed

>The toilet seat is here!
>
>Admittedly the only thing it matches is the roof but
>hey thats life for you, or rather thats Derek for you!

Sure it doesn't go with anything but at leasts its comfy, and isnt cold on the old buttocks when you sit on it at 3 in the morning

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Bloody Demi Goths!! -- Me The Badger, 07:17:21 11/23/01 Fri

ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH Bloooody kids pretending they're goths whent they're just posh fucks! hugging and being nice to folk!!

what the fuck is all that about?

Goths used to be mean, show em a cow and they'd head but it!
they've gone pop! what's next Hip Hop grannies!

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[> Re: Bloody Demi Goths!! -- Payne, 12:05:53 12/21/01 Fri

MY granny does like a bit of hip hop actually. The dodgy hip makes the dancing more difficult these days but she keeps it gangsta with the best of us after a bit of Prozac

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Douglas..... -- Dr Bastard, 12:13:39 11/24/01 Sat

Oh Douglas!

A message Board. Dont let it becomne a message bored!

Tee hee hee!

Luv P!

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