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Subject: Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

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04-12-99

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Date Posted: 20:34:05 04/18/99 Sun

We do so decree that there is room for improvement
in Our Bag of Hair and Bending Bone. Send Ye
a Proclamation to the corners of the Kingdom, thus:

Give Us a Right Supplement, a Calcium Riddled
Ginseng Powder Vitamin Herbal thing;
perhaps a Medication of all the Magic Juices
comprising Tonics and Citrus Jack.

Convey to Us Slathered Creams of Distilled
Tissue, that we may pore and pound Us
before the Altar of Youth.

Stitch for us with the Hands of Maidens all
glorious sensual Garb, diaphanous, enhancing
of curve, that we may besot His Royal Eye.

Send us Glorious Muds in the Rancid Grecian
Olive Hue, the Herculaneum Bone Brittle Hue,
The Hue of Icelandic Red Ochre. Rest assured
that unto all We will liberally apply.

We will recline for a languid while in Royal Renewal.
But tarry not, nor stop thee for food or drink, except to
Hear Ye, Hear Ye of these mendicants we seek.

In our Current State, We Are Extremely Not Amused.

~JB

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