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Subject: The Ultraviolent Author: The Hardcore Hooligan Johnny Damage [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 16:30:30 03/06/02 Wed ::The setting is that of outside a small, really thrashed looking tenement apartment complex, the camera man walking along the cracked sidewalks and up to a stoop where he stops. A moment later the door to the building opens up and out comes Johnny Damage, Singapore Cane in one hand, bottle of half empty JD in the other. His steps carry him to the end of the stoop where he sits down, setting the cane down next to him:: HH: I just got hold of the card that's comin up this Sunday...And I'd like to give a thanks to whoever books these matches for hookin me up with two title shots in one night. Shows some faith in just how bad I am. ::he grins a bit as he lights up a cigarette, takin a deep drag off of it before continuing:: HH: So I'll begin the night wipin the floor with three different opponents...Dustin Destructible...some other guy who's name completely slips my mind...and none other then Mr. Softcore himself Brett Armstrong. ::he chuckles a bit, takin a swill off the JD:: HH: Still can't believe the guy said he cries... ::the chuckles go to full blown laughter for a moment before he pops the cig back between his lips takin a drag:: HH: So yeah I've run through just what I'm gonna do in that match, and that's show you all what being Ultraviolent is all about. Let's face it boys...I'm tougher then you are, I'm crazier then you are, and you just can't handle what I bring to the ring... ::he nods a bit satisfied at that portion of the interview, and takes another swill of his JD:: HH: And now I find out that I gotta shot at the World Heavyweight Title in the main event... ::He rises up and makes a motion to look at his body:: HH: I just wanna ask everyone in that match one thing...How's it gonna feel to have a Heavyweight Champ that's only 165lbs? Cause you better believe I'm gonna turn that match into one helluva riot. I got plenty of toys to bring to that match seeing as anything goes. So come Sunday night you all better lace those boots up real tight, cause you all ain't gonna be the same after the Hooligan makes his everlasting impression on the WCHW... ::he raises his JD up:: Here's to Hardcore...Cheers! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]