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Date Posted: 08:30:31 07/23/01 Mon
Author: wm
Subject: 醫事動物說話笑話

小偉為了長久的肛門搔癢感到煩惱,於是,他終於鼓起勇氣去看了醫生
這天早上九點當他走進醫院,臉紅地告訴醫生他的發癢症狀
只見醫生冷冷地看他並對他說:褲子脫掉
於是小偉只好莫名其妙地將褲子脫掉,只見醫生不慌不忙地將一片餅乾塞進了肛門中....
正當小偉感到納悶與狐疑時,醫生又命令式地說:明天這個時間再來。
於是小偉就莫名其妙地回去了。

第二天小偉依約準時又再度去看醫生;
一進門,醫生連看他都沒看就開口了:把褲子脫掉!
於是小偉只好不太高興地將褲子脫掉,只見醫生很熟練地將一片餅乾塞進了肛門中,這次小偉感到奇怪與生氣,但醫生又簡簡單單地說:明天這個時間再來。
於是小偉就只好感到奇怪地回去了。

第三天小偉依約準時又再度去看醫生,這一次,小偉心想,他一定要問明白,為何老是塞餅乾給他;一進門,醫生連看他都沒看就開口了:把褲子脫掉。
於是小偉又只好不太高興地將褲子脫掉。
小偉終於忍不住開口:今天又要塞餅乾嗎?
這次醫生手拿著一個鐵鎚,小偉心想:不會吧!!太誇張了
而醫生則是幽幽地拿起手來看了一下時間說到:時間差不多了
這時只見一隻蟯蟲從肛門中探頭探腦地鑽出來說道:今天是什麼口味?
無梨頭 動物會說話

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