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Date Posted: 08:38:14 07/26/01 Thu
Author: wm
Subject: Re: 羅輯笑事
In reply to: wm 's message, "醫事動物說話笑話" on 08:30:31 07/23/01 Mon

男與女

甲女: 我上次暗示男朋友說, 女人喜歡能長久保存東西,
結果第二天我就得到一枚鑽戒, 妳也可以對男朋友如法 炮製呀!!
乙女: 這方法我甲用過了, 結果第二天我收到一包防腐劑.

邏輯!!

老李去拜訪隔壁新搬來的鄰居,鄰居說:你好,我姓白。
老李問:白先?你在哪高就啊!?
白先生說:我是邏輯學家。
老李問:邏輯??那是什麼碗糕啊!?
白先生說:其實很簡單,你有沒有養狗??
老李:有啊!!還是大狼狗勒!!
白先生:你有養狗,那照邏輯,你有狗屋囉!?
老李:沒錯呀!!
白先生:ok,你有狗,又有狗屋,那就有小孩囉!?
老李:一點也不錯!
白先生又說:你有狗,狗屋,小孩,照邏輯來看你應該結婚囉!?
老李:已經結婚好久囉!
白先生總結說:從以上的觀點來看,你應該是個異性戀者。這就 是邏輯!
老李:哦....原來如此,好像滿有趣的。
過了幾天,老李跟住在另一側的鄰居老張聊天。
老李說:對了,剛搬來的那戶人家是邏輯學家耶!!
老張問:那是什麼職業啊!?
老李說:很簡單,你有沒有養狗啊!?
老張說:你知道我不養狗的啊!
老李說:媽的,原來你是同性戀!

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