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Date Posted: 12:03:28 07/03/02 Wed
Author: propalica
Subject: ...i meni
In reply to: PPLMO 's message, "Obicno ne lupetam o politici ... al' svideo mi se clanak ..." on 13:53:07 06/28/02 Fri

Nekoliko minuta nakon ponoci, napori pljackasa da iskljuce sigurnosne
uredjaje u banci, urodili su plodom. Usli su u osigurane prostorije
banke, trazeci jedan ili dva velika sefa puna novca i raznih drugih
vrijednosti koje su gradjani povjerili na cuvanje banci. Na njihovo veliko
iznenadjenje, umjesto jednog velikog sefa, u toj prostoriji otkrili su
stotine malih sefova. Vrlo brzo uspjeli su provaliti sifru jednog od tih
malih sefova, ali
kada su ga otvorili, unutra su nasli samo kanticu pudinga ...
Kasnijom rekonstrukcijom sigurnosne audio kazete u banci, jedan od
provalnika rekao je : "pa dobro, barem necemo ostati gladni !" Otvorivsi
drugi sef, iznenadjenje je bilo jednako ... i u njemu se nalazila samo
kantica pudinga .. Naravno, puding su pojeli.. i nastavili otvarati sef za
sefom. U svakom sefu nalazile su se samo kantice pudinga. Nisu pronasli niti
jednu jedinu novcanicu, dijamant ili bilo kakvu drugu vrijednu stvar, osim
pudinga. Razocarani tim otkricem, provalnici su jednako necujno napustili
banku punih zeludaca, ali nista bogatiji nego sto su usli.
Slijedece jutro, lokalne novine objavile su na prednjoj strani veliki
naslov:
"JUTROS OPLJACKANA NAJVECA BANKA SPERME U IRSKOJ"

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