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>A UBF sheep died unexpectedly. When he arrived at the >gates of Heaven, he saw a long wall of clocks behind >St. Peter. "What are those?" he asked. St. Peter >said, "Those are lie clocks. Everyone who has ever >walked the earth has one. Whenever that person lies, >the hands of the clock move. See this one? This is >John the Baptist's clock. He never lied, so his clock >hands remain stationary. This is Abraham Lincoln's >clock--he only lied twice in his life, so the hands >have barely moved." > >"Where is the clock for my UBF shepherd?" asked the >sheep, very intrigued. > >"UBF shepherds' clocks are in the auditorium. We use >them for ceiling fans."
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