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Subject: 史激祖&殺價王深仔中山谷撚氣之旅


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Date Posted: 18:46:22 01/15/02 Tue

岩岩同殺價王由 CP 返香港,途中相討當晚去返深仔 or 常平玩,我就冇咩所謂,( 本來真係唔想響 CP 走,因為條女我覺得幾好,但又冇銀彈 & 約左人食飯,所以點都要返一返香港 )。同朋友仔食完飯之後都成 9 點幾,即刻坐車上深仔,本來一心又想上返 CP,但又冇晒車,算啦.....留響深仔玩把啦 ( 因為殺兄未試過響深仔玩嘛 )!於是打的去左皇岡村開x唱k,點知.....唉,個到服務員各人到好好服務,不過d女就好撚好撚差,大家記住,係好撚好撚差!唔知係唔係我同殺兄冇搵佢間場d女既關係 ( 因今次我簡呢d女係媽咪響出面叫返黎 ),所以真係完全冇服務,唱歌時一d都唔熱情,總之係冇左種 feel ( 雖然我既度行未及響呢到咁多位救國既大佬,但我話晒都叫老手丫,因我響 K場都有條女認得我 )。

d囡囡完全冇服務,唔會主動攬住小弟,唱歌又成日唱自己d歌,完全唔使理人感受,於是小弟出去搵媽咪講,媽咪就入左 K房教訓囡囡,點知媽咪坎左之後囡囡都豪無反應,冇變過.....唉.....冇晒feel啦 ( 大家如果睇過我之前兩個報告同呢個比大家就會知道當時我係幾冇隱 )!殺兄終於忍唔住出去小媽咪啦,小到媽咪後庭開花,媽咪又入房小鳩囡囡,之後殺兄條囡囡開始纏下身啦,佢都話同之前唔同,我囡囡都好似半推半就咁。算啦,反正都冇 feel,係咁易玩到 K夠鐘先走囉,本來小弟一心諗住搵囡囡過夜既,依家?唔使錢都唔要呀!冇feel邊好玩架?

臨走時囡囡仲想屈我車錢,傻啦.....妳咁既服務我唔殺返妳價都算妳好彩啦.....( 呢個場既全名係叫 happy 既中文啦,但我同殺價王都唔覺得 happy 囉),三點幾,去邊到好呢?之後同殺價王響茶餐廳相討不如再戰中山啦,好.....之後搵左間網吧上網消磨時間,到左八點就坐大巴上中山了.....( 殺兄響巴士途中喪訓 ),我就眼光光.....

到左中山買小小野就打的去神灣好世界 ( 殺唔到價,因為係公價 ),呢次就開左間幾靚既雙人套房 $268,真係幾靚架.....休息到六點幾就起身梳洗,食小小野後再戰 K場,今次唔同上次,去返天記 ( 因為殺兄話個到多靚女d喎,其實我就對天記冇咩好感,因為我都黎過好多次,但..... )。算啦,就下兄弟啦,開左房搵囡囡,殺兄就搵左件高妹,我就搵左件 wet 妹,途中見到殺兄都幾滿意,但我囡囡我睇得出佢係老手,問佢幾多歲都唔肯答,又成日走左去,鬼死咁耐先返,攪到小弟冇晒 feel,於是比 100 蚊換女。

去左囡囡房睇,又係咁問媽咪邊條女玩得+做得,好.....媽咪又帶左班女入黎房到,我同媽咪講叫佢幫我簡個最玩得做得既就可以,樣唔係問題 ( 大哥呀,我都算係咁啦掛 ),佢諗都唔使諗就話幫我簡左件扒扒地,算啦.....都係想開心,到 K後要走啦,點知一返到房又變左第二個人,一齊沖涼....唔得,打車輪....唔得,楂波.....武林檔隔高手,摷野又話驚我手指 dirty,途中係我沖涼先,之後到殺兄沖,但在殺兄沖涼期間佢既然話好眼訓想訓先,心諗有冇攪撚錯呀?

算.....之後帶上雨具後,提鎗上馬,條女簡直連小小水都冇,又冇反應,妳既然對得我咁我都唔會同妳客氣,同酒後既我玩?一定想死.....( 我冇吹水,殺兄都聽到我玩左幾耐啦 )!花式都唔係咁肯轉,推車時唔小心入錯後面 ( 其實都未有耐入到 ),佢就小到我 PK。我就冇咩感覺,反正妳依家比我小梗,唔理妳啦,不過當時都係好免強先"啡"到,唔使諗,佢就即刻訓覺 ( 其實知佢扮野 ),我就同殺價王講話要佢走,派彩時佢屈我要比多 100 蚊台費 ( 唔係呀,當我新黎架?) 我就唔會同佢嘈,諗都唔諗即刻打比媽咪,仲小到媽咪仆街 ( 完全冇面比 ),結果都係 300,囡囡就口黑面黑閃了,反正都冇 feel,要佢留低都冇用,晒錢!到左一早比隔離既叫床聲嘈醒左,之後又訓到十一點起左身,依.....殺兄條女呢?殺價王話佢八點鐘就閃左啦,有冇攪撚錯?一早講明話陪到十二點,依家做咩咁早走?呢間場真係仆街,大家都好冇心機之下都冇去返上次 $108 到沖涼就閃人返香港了!

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