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Date Posted: 06:33:02 05/16/00 Tue
Author: Flex Kavana
Subject: I accept Edge Crusher!!!

(The lights dim and fireworks explode as Flex Kavana makes his way down to the ring.)

flex Kavana: You've offered The Flexible One some sort of challenge, well let me tell ya something, if The Chosen is in it, if Lost Soul is in it then I have no objection to it at all. But Crusher-kid when you step into the ring with Flex Kavana then ya know your ass belongs to him, and he's gonna kick it all over Oklahoma!!! Now consider your offer accepted so long as it's for the TV TITLE!!! Flex Kavana should be the real owner of that belt, he should be the real TV champion and he will be!!! Lost Soul I hope you agree to the challenge of mine Crusher-kids, because if ya do, when I've finished with Edgecrusher, I'm gonna kick you so hard in the testicles your gonna have to retire boy!!! Are you ready for Flex Kavana, are you ready for an ass-kicking and are you ready to be demolished???

With a Flex of the 'Flexible Eyebrow' and a whip of the 'Flex-Plex' Flex kavana is gonna tame your little asses until the beg to be kicked!!!

( Flex Kavana drops the mic and maks his way back down the aisl, backstage. The crowd go wild as Flex kavana flexes The 'Flexible Eyebrow' to all the cheering fans.)

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