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Date Posted: 12:43:31 09/29/03 Mon
Author: Mr Lee James
Author Host/IP: 160.9.128.23
Subject: Re: SIGN ASHY NOW BY GLENN HODDLE !!!!!!!
In reply to: GLEN HODDLE 's message, "SIGN ASHY NOW BY GLENN HODDLE !!!!!!!" on 17:12:41 09/25/03 Thu

Dear Saints fans.

May i start by stating what an honour it is for me to be rated so highly by your cheif scout, Mr Hoddle. Although I am that he is not the pass master and ex England manager, the praise that he has heaped upon me pleases me greatly.

I have been playing amateur football now for some years, and i have also played professional football for teams such as Liverpool, Manchester City, and Coventry. The reason i play amateur football now, as opposed to playing professional is simple.

Bunnions!

As much as i have watched the Saints, and as many nights that i have had dreaming about pulling on the famous jersey, that is all it could ever be. I was released by Liverpool eighteen months ago because i was to be blamed for spreading a fungul infection throughout the Liverpool changing and shower area! The frenchman was none at all happy and i was sent packing to City. My record throughout my professional career was outstanding, and still to be beaten. I broke all schoolboy scoring records and although i only made twentey senior appearences for Coventry, i netted 24 goals, and twelve goals during six rerserve outings.

Being released by so many professional teams led to heartache and depression. I battled an addiction to night nurse whilst at Wigan, and battled the booze during my time at Queen of the South. I now play for the Carters Arms on Sundays, but due to four more bunnions which i recently caught during a fishing excursion in Scunthorpe, my time on the halloed turf is limited to just forty five minutes.

I would again like to thank Mr Hoddle for the feelings i thought i had lost when somebody recognises your talent, and i would really like to thank Lee Smith for informing Mr Hoddle of my potential, yes i know it was you mate! Thanks.

Keep up the form Saints.

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