Quang: the oddessy -- Troy; WOULD you like a hand with your apron?

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Date Posted: 12:57:18 01/16/02 Wed
Author: zoe
Subject: Quang: the oddessy
In reply to: Tanya 's message, "the birth and rape of *Quang*" on 12:51:37 01/16/02 Wed

many many years ago,
in a land of cowlicks, milk and bones,
sexy quang, oh hot indeed,
mounted ant, his trusty steed,
riyad clinging to his chest,
because it takes THREE to quest.
they journeyed far away from home,
and even further from the dome.
they drank ribena
which they did like,
packed for them by mummy mike.
and here is where our tale gets lewd,
as they arrived at steak'n'lube.
they ate their soup,
their hearts a-flutter,
as they covered troy in butter.
then all at once, oh yes, no joke,
all three of them began to choke!
there had been something in their pie,
which caused SABC to die.
it was soon discovered what had been there..
a small but deadly strand of hair..
it now was clear who was to blame,
antonio, roberto's flame.
to hang him was their only hope,
they didnt even need more rope.
and through the world the weeping rang,
they named the diner after quang,
and made a porn film in his honour.
where leeroy raped the sexy gonner.

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Quang: the resurrection -- zoe, 12:59:54 01/16/02 Wed