Quang: the resurrection -- Troy; WOULD you like a hand with your apron?

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Date Posted: 12:59:54 01/16/02 Wed
Author: zoe
Subject: Quang: the resurrection
In reply to: zoe 's message, "Quang: the oddessy" on 12:57:18 01/16/02 Wed

one fine day, there were few finer,
mike was sitting in quang's diner.
he'd got lubed up, ate his steak,
was indulging in a game of quake.
he won his game, and sat back down,
and on each face emerged a frown,
for he smelt a nasty smell..
it was a stench he knew too well..
the mail had come, it was from rory,
but thats irrelevant to the story.
Troy picked up the nasty poo
but knew exactly what to do
He put it in a pint glass, then
fed it all to emoben.
Then the place grew silent, the people still,
for in the diner walked raj and phil.
oh mighty raj, the sexy beast,
on his pecs their eyes did feast.
then they realised he had spoken:
'i hear the milk machine is broken'
He had on his shirt, which declared
'Raj's special NAKED repairs'.
In no time at all, on the floor,
was a naked heap of studly and buffcore,
the only one left out was ush
(for he had caught sina's thrush).
SABC, from the dome,
frolicked in this milky foam.
And then through the steamy, full fat haze..
came a miracle, allah be praised...
hallelujah, angels sang
for from the milky mess came.. QUANG!
and for eternity the mighty squire
was Jews for Allah's Messiah

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