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Subject: An appeal for �2 a month

Author:
Dan

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Date Posted: 15:12:23 04/10/03 Thu

Dear Friends,
This is an urgent appeal. As you are no doubt aware, at this moment people are in danger and suffering injury, death and persecution at the hands of tyrants. We must help them. We can't just stand back and watch. These people need or help. They are British troops and journalists.
But what can we do? you ask. I propose to set up a fund to help buy American troops a book. This book is called 'How to Differentiate Your Arse from your Elbow.' I want to raise enough money to send the book to ALL American personnel. In this helpful volume Americans will learn the following:

1) As the title suggests- how to differentiate their arses from their elbows

2) How to tell the difference between an Iraqi missile & an RAF plane returning from a bombing mission - helpful things like shapes, colours, sounds etc

3) How to tell the difference between ONE iraqi tank (old, black, shit, tank like, soldiers) and a CONVOY of brand new, white landrovers (More than one, new, un-tank like, people talking English into cameras) carrying Kurds & journalists.

4) Miscellaneous things like:
What the Union Jack looks like.
What language the British speak so they can translate things like 'don't fire, I'm on your side you stupid American ****'
The fact that just because it moves does not mean you have to shoot it

The fund also suggests the renaming of 'friendly fire' to the more appropriate "Stupid American Fuck Up (SAFU)"

Also a leaflet will also be sent to British troops and journalists. It will detail steps they can take to remain safe until the book has been sent and read. The main advice is 'Dress up as an Iraqi, use Iraqi equipment and the American bombs will come nowhere near you.'

You can donate at any branch of the Post Office and HSBC. Please give generously - they need your help.

Thank You

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