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Subject: Read the thrilling new sequel...


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Lobi
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Date Posted: 08:41:34 04/11/03 Fri
In reply to: Dan 's message, "An appeal for £2 a month" on 15:12:23 04/10/03 Thu

Following the huge success of 'How to Differentiate Your Arse from your Elbow', a book originally intended to be a purely non-profit making exercise, prepare fo it's stunning new sequel. We milked the original like a cow from hell for all its sales potential so why don't we try it again...

'The Idiots Guide to Tragedy' encompasses many basic definitions of the word 'tragedy', none of which are appropriate for the fatal mess ups in the desert we are currently gritting our teeth about to the folks back home. Once Aristotle's Poetics and a number of other 'classic' texts have been debunked the book proceeds to examine the most effective methods to use emotional language to 'hype up''tragic' deaths by errant bazooka. Research has shown that the folks back on the farm don't much like their "boys" being blown to smithereens, especially by their own "boys" - though that would make them brothers wouldn't it - and that would be fucking tragic. Kind of like Onegin, or Cain and Abel or...

So please, purchase this book, feed the capitalist economy and adopt a suicide bomber today.

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