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Date Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2001, 22:47:54
Author: Chillbaby
Subject: I´m sure you´ve heard this one

Bill, Bob and Bernie are discussing their
wives´Christmas presents.

This year, "I'm buying my wife a necklace and
a scarf. That way if she doesen't like the
necklace she can cover it with the scarf", says
Bill.

Bob Says "I'm getting mine a ring and a pair of
gloves. So if she doesn´t like the ring she can
cover it with the gloves".

Bernie says: "I'm buying my wife a hat and a
dildo, if she doesnt like the hat, she can go
fuck herself!"

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