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Date Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2001, 1:36:14
Author: angelofire
Subject: the blonde neighbor

THE BLONDE NEIGHBOR
[ Submitted by: Marie on MO. ]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut, stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it,
slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her "is something wrong" to which she replied...
"There certainly is - My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying..."YOU'VE GOT MAIL".

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