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Date Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2001, 22:49:39
Author: Chillbaby
Subject: Accountants Wife

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads...

Dear Wife,
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand
Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary."


When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him at the reception that read as follows...

Dear Husband,
I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the
Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toy boy. AND,
you, being an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."

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