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Date Posted: Tue, Jul 24 2001, 22:57:43
Author: Chillbaby
Subject: Blonde diet

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat these same steps for 3 weeks. The next time u come here, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded..."I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping!"

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Re: Blonde diet -- steve, Wed, Jul 25 2001, 18:58:02
Re: Blonde diet -- angel, Sun, Jul 29 2001, 16:41:55