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Date Posted: Wed, Jul 25 2001, 19:09:52
Author: steve
Subject: The Cab

The Cab

A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.
He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left
but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip
ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could
get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there
was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his
situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver
money from home, he offered him his credit card
numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc.
but to no avail.

The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars,
get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was
forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in
time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and
hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas
and this time he won big.

Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the
front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the
airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end
of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had
refused to give him a ride when he was down on his
luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could
make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on
a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How
much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen
bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give
me oral sex on the way?"

"What?!!! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman
got into the back of each cab in the long line and
asked the same questions, with the same result. When he
got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got
in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?"

The cabbie replied, "fifteen bucks."

The businessman said, "OK" and off they went. Then, as
they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the
businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each
driver.

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Re: The Cab -- angel, Sun, Jul 29 2001, 2:54:41