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Date Posted: Wed, Jul 25 2001, 19:10:48
Author: steve
Subject: Pope in NYC

Pope in NYC

The Pope arrives in NYC for an important UN meeting.
His flight is delayed, so he has only 15 minutes to get
from JFK airport to the UN building. A car had of
course has been arranged to pick him up -- he is, after
all, the Pope.

The Pope tells the driver of his predicament, but the
driver says that he will not violate the speed limit.
So the Pope says "OK, OK, get in the back, I'll drive."
The Pope floors it, weaving through traffic like a
madman. Inevitably, even for the Pope, he sees
flashing lights behind him, and has to pull over. The
officer takes one look in the window, turns pale, and
slowly walks back to his squad car.

He calls up his superior officer, and tells him "I just
pulled this guy over for speeding, but I can't give him
a ticket."

"Well, why not?"

"He's too important"

"Well, who is it? The mayor? Did you pull over the
mayor?"

"No, no, no. Much more important than that."

"Well, was it Donald Trump?"

"No, no, no. Much more important than that."

"Was it the president? Please tell me you did not pull
over the president of the United States."

"No, no, no. Much more important than that.."

By this time, the superior officer is completely
flabbergasted. He yelled "Well, then who the hell did
you pull over?!"

To which the policeman nervously replied "Well, I don't
know, but he's got the Pope for a driver!"

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