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Date Posted: Sat, Aug 11 2001, 7:42:42
Author: Red Barchetta
Subject:

BJ

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Baby, would you give me a BJ?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Horny as hell he says, "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, and in a sleepy voice she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a BJ. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, Dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell the moron to take his hand off the intercom!"

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Replies:

Re: BJ -- angel, Sat, Aug 11 2001, 19:59:56
Re: BJ -- steve, Mon, Aug 13 2001, 22:37:46
Re: BJ -- anya, Mon, May 05 2003, 0:05:11