Signs You've had Too Much of The '90s -- Jokes

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Date Posted: Tue, May 20 2003, 20:41:23
Author: steve
Subject: Signs You've had Too Much of The '90s

1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is

that they do not have email addresses.

2. If you can't order it by midnight and have it

delivered by noon the next day, it is just too slow.

3. Your Stockbroker's name ends in ".com"

4. A Blind date means chatting online with someone you

haven't met before.

5. Keeping up with sports means having your favorite

sports teams bookmarked

6. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade

on ways to improve their efficiency

7. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can

wear sweats to work.

8. You find you really need Power Point to explain what

kind of work you do.

9. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the

most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

10. You apologize to your friends who didn't get

holiday cards from you. "Sorry, I only sent �e-cards�

this year, you just didn't make the cut"

11. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.

12. You get most of your jokes via email instead of in

person.

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