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Date Posted: Sun, Apr 09 2006, 14:52:07
Author: Jimmy Kanada
Subject: Why some weman get dissed
In reply to: Morcastlin 's message, "LOL!!!!" on Thu, Nov 15 2001, 3:34:00

1) When a woman thinks that she is gorgeous but looks like Oprah on crack.
2) When a woman walks out under the hot summer's sun and looks like a clown with a melting face. 3) After a cold shower her legs look like octopus tentacles. 4) When she walks by and her stomach sticks out further than her booty does. 5) When she does yoga and resembles a female stretch armstrong. 6) When she has breath that smells like cottage cheese and dog piss. 7) When her hair looks like burned duck feathers. 8) When her toes are more jagged and crooked than a cracked chicken bone. 9) If she wears a sun dress but looks like a sick goat with the aids virus. 10) When her toe nails look like bear claws.

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