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Date Posted: 13:22:17 03/01/02 Fri
Author: KURT ANGLE
Subject: WOOOO TITLE IS GONA BE MINE

(THE TITANTRON COMES ON AND KURT ANGLE IS SITTING IN THE INTERVIEW ROOM WITH HERMY READY TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ON HIS MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA)

(THE CROWD START AN 'ANGLE SUCKS' CHANT AS THE INTERVIEW BEGINS)

Hermy: Kurt, it has been a great start to your WWF career by gaining a title shot in your first week and you've won in two very tough matches.

Angle: Yeah it has, and its all ive expected it to be. I mean, im an olympic gold medalist, im capable of everything, im more super than superman, i won the olympics with a broken neck whilst Supermans sitting in a wheelchair!

Hermy: Do you feel you have already proven yourself as a worthy competitor for the WWF Title?

Angle: What sort of question is that!? Of course ive proven myself, ide already proven myself before my first match! i proved myself in the olympics where i won these beauties!!

(ANGLE KISSES HIS MEDALS)

Angle: Even thought i was already a hero before, i have proven how superhuman i am. I BEAT KANE FORGOD SAKE. Do u know how hard that is!! U just cant keep that big red retard down!! BUT I DID!! Then three days later i whooped Chris Jerichos ass in a submission match showing how i can win in any sort of fashion. SUBMISSION OR PINFALL!!!

Hermy: We know you've beaten Kane and Jericho, but at Wrestlemania u have to fvace both those superstars plus the Raging Redneck Stone Cold Steve Austin in a fatal four way match!!

Angle: I know that, im in for one hell of a fight!! But ive beaten the Big Red Retard Kane, and the Pony Tailed Puff, Chris Jericho. So all i have to do is 'OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP ASS' on that beer bellied B***ARD STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN. Hell, i doubt ill have to fight him coz he'll probably turn up half pissed!! And how the hell did Kane and Jericho get into the match anyway, i mean, i beat Kane for the number 1 condentership, and Austin beat Jericho proving Jericho is not good enought to be a champ. It should judt be me and Austin, but the more people in the match there is, THE MORE PEOPLES ASSES I CAN GO OLYMPIC ON!!
AND I WILL WALK OUT OF WRESTLEMANIA THE WWF CHAMPION!! ITS TRUE!!, ITS DAMN TRUE!!

(ANGLE IS ABOUT TO LEAVE WEN HE TURNS ROUND AGAIN AND LOOKS AT HERMY)

Angle: Hey Hermy, do u wanna have a look at my medals?

Hermy: Sure Kurt

(ANGLE PUSHES THE MEDALS TOWARDS HERMY WHILST THEYRE STILL ON HIS NECK, HERMY MOVES CLOSER TO LOOK AND ANGLE QUICKLY SNATCHES THEM BACK)

Angle: Thats enough, u might breath on them and ruin then, by the way get a breath mint!!

(ANGLE TURNS AROUND AND LEAVES LEAVING HERMY BREATHING INTO HIS HANDS AND TRYING TO SMELL HIS OWN BREATH!!)

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