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Subject: 11/19/02 vote winner


Author:
icyheart
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Date Posted: 15:36:31 02/02/03 Sun

Date Posted: 16:47:36 11/11/02 Mon

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Have you ever been woke up by a dog fight
In the middle of the night?
I was, only last night they threw me a curve
Can you believe the nerve?

I got up to see what all the commotion was about
I had in mind to throw them out
Yep, you can bet I was ready to kill
But I didn’t and here is the deal

I turned the corner what a sight
Not only was it a dogfight
But my cat had joined in
This is where the fun begins

The cat, all 12 pounds of her and permanent PMS
Was causing no one but me distress
She was straddled my 58 pound boxer
Precious(the cat) was giving Sweet Pea’s tail a good boxin

About then I heard a second dog start up
I look down and see Kimchee (a Peke) my little pup
On the bottom of the pile
Laying flat on the tile

Sweet Pea was giving her a good shake
Now this was all I could take
My baby on top of my baby on top of my baby
This was a crazy sight and no maybes

I got Sweet Pea off of Kimchee
Then all I could do was laugh at those three
Now if you ever come to my house
I might pay you to remember

The big dogs are the babies
The little dogs have a bad attitude
The cat has premanent PMS
And rules this house with a firm paw (declawed)

But don’t tell the dogs, Please

© Icyheart
11/11/02

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