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Subject: Ex-Commador Havok

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Date Posted: 01:12:30 03/04/02 Mon

Jezzuz Krist.... I take a little stroll around the ship followed by a nap and look at what happens. A bunch of crotch bleeding purse draggers start sucking them selves into power. Well not on my watch mattress backs. El-Capitans in charge here so its time we flush the estrogen out the air lock along with crewman one and two, who you will find perpetually sucking themselves off if you care to look out the rear hatch of the ship....

Now on to hygiene matters I took the liberty of shaving the heads of all the women left aboard ....Men its your job to do the rest, it seems that Britneys pubic lice where much more resilient than I had expected, but as always gasoline therapy has worked wonders, and only after minimal scaring.

As for the women�s rights issues....you have the right to..SUCK IT...that is all...if you have any questions about this go to Jason Chases quarters and he will clarify this for you, ask questions up front because you will not be able to when the clarification begins

And finally Vincent you have.....well you know what you did....and because of which....well you know what has to be done...and Because I�m a merciful lord Ill let you decide where and when... I believe there is a priest on board somewhere.... Well you know what you should do.

Vincent, because I�m not unfair you may beg the captain for a writ of savius-my-assius and all will be looked over.... But I�m sure the rest of the crew would love to here you beg for said writ.

And for the rest of the crew�INSPECTION..will be at 2100 and im going throught the ship with a white
Glove�leaving no dushbag unturned�..

That is all

Ex-Commodore Havok out

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Replies:

Subject	Author	Date
Re: Ex-Commador Havok	Cpt. Mantoc	01:16:10 03/04/02 Mon
Re: Ex-Commador Havok -- Draven, 07:44:17 03/04/02 Mon Re: Ex-Commador Havok -- Jason Chase, 10:43:18 03/04/02 Mon
Re: Ex-Commador Havok	Draven	08:52:11 03/04/02 Mon

Re: Ex-Commador Havok	Cpt. Mantoc	11:00:21 03/04/02 Mon